in the future archaeologists will sift through layers of internet data, rather than rock, to uncover the truth about our past. no longer will evidence of life be contained in the soil, but rather in long forgotten Myspace conversations, buried deep in the immeasurable depths of cyberspace code.
in high school my math teacher took away my calculator because i couldn’t stop hitting the buttons like it was an MPC. i wasn’t mad though, my desk had better bass.
I AM A GOD